A BRIEF STORY ON WHY SAT IS HARD

I think i know who makes the SAT questions. Im not a sexist but im sure that it is a group of guys. How do I know? Well, its too simple. Ill give you a clue. This people want to give us a taste of their experience in a symbolic way.

still havent get it? You see, this bunch of guys experienced or might experiencing love failure just because they just dont understand girls. so they make critical reading passages like girls. Indecipherable passages. They want us to feel what they are encountering, but in a different mean. Let me show you in equations:

CRITICAL READING = GIRLS

GIRLS = INDECIPHERABLE

therefore, CRITICAL READING = INDECIPHERABLE

so, SAT IS HARD.

SAT can never be easy. Not in this generation because girls can never be understood.

p.s if you are a girl, there's only one thing that I have to remind you. Truth hurts.

SAT & My Dog

Just like training a dog, SAT preparation requires Patience and Love.
If your efforts pay off and you get 700+ for Critical Reading, its like seeing your dog wagging its tail when you call its name.

But my dog peed on my bed and bit me.

So, screw SAT?
For the sake of our application, we cannot do that.
Lets just think positive and work very very hard, and try to Love SAT.
PengTsu and Belinda are good, so are we. Yeah, we can get good scores as well!